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COMMANDER BEAUJOLAIS! OUR FORCES HAVE BEEN DEVASTATED. THE ENEMY IS AT THE EDGE OF THE VILLAGE. THERE ARE NOT MANY OF US LEFT. SHOULD WE SURRENDER? - YOU MAY SURRENDER, JENGO. BUT I AM AFRAID THAT IS A LUXURY I CANNOT AFFORD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY DO TO WARLORDS. IF THEY CAPTURE ME, THEY WILL TORTURE ME FOR WEEKS. THAT IS NO WAY TO GO. I WANT YOU, MY MOST TRUSTED SOLDIER OVER THE AGE OF EIGHT, TO TAKE MY LIFE.
THAT IS MY FINAL ORDER. AAH! OH! OH! OH! OW! OW! NO, DO--NO! AAH, STOP, STOP! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? HAA! - I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU, SIR. - NOT WITH THIS! THERE'S A GUN IN THE DRAWER! AAH! - OH. SO SORRY. OKAY. - AMAZING. YOU MISSED EVERY VITAL ORGAN, JENGO. OH... - FOUND IT. - ALL RIGHT, NOW KILL ME, JENGO. HURRY, PLEASE! NOT IN THE KNEE! - I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT AN OPEN CASKET. - YOU ARE AN IDIOT! - DON'T SAY THAT. I DID TRY MY BEST.
- SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD, YOU IMBECILE! GOD. - GOOD-BYE, COMMANDER. YOU SORRY-ASS PIECE OF SH-- - DID YOU JUST INSULT ME AS YOU WERE ABOUT TO FIRE? - OH, WELL, YOU HAD INSULTED ME EARLIER. I TH--I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE DEAD. AH, OOH. SO SORRY. - OW! OW! OW! OW! STOP--STOP IT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? - THE GUN IS EMPTY. WOULD YOU LIKE I STAB YOU AGAIN? - NO, NO, NO! PLEASE! JENGO, THERE ARE BULLETS! THEY ARE OVER THERE! - OKAY.
- JENGO, PLEASE HURRY! I AM IN AGONY! OW! WHAT THE BLAZES, MAN? - I THOUGHT I COULD KILL YOU VERY QUICK BY HITTING YOU WITH THAT BIG COOKING POT. - OH, MY GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE, I MEAN, PLEASE GET IT OVER WITH? - I DID NOT FIND THE BULLETS. - WHAT? - BUT BETTER. BOILING HOT WATER. - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH-- I SURRENDER! I AM THE GENERAL DOMINICK BUJUNE! - COMMANDER! DON'T GO! THEY'LL TORTURE YOU!.
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