- We could still win this, or Koffee could go home with that Comedy Championship Belt right there, so. (crowd cheers) We gon' see what happens. - E-Man, leave her alone. Leave Ms. Jamaica alone. Black Squad step up. Red squad step up. (crowd cheers) DJ D-Wrek, let's get to it. (funky hip hop music) Hey hey hey - Hey, hey, hey ♪ Uh uh uh ♪ ♪ Look look uh yo the freestyle get off me ♪ ♪ I sail he softly ♪ ♪ You know I'm coming up ♪ ♪ I like my coffee ♪ - Hey! ♪ Black a little thick ♪ ♪ Too young for this (beep) Nick ♪ (crowd laughs) (bell dings) ♪ Uh-Huh what ma say ♪ ♪ What ma say ♪ ♪ Hey you say you're rapping your capping a lot ♪ - Oh! ♪ Ooh your not hot ♪ ♪ Just get back in the pot ♪ - Oh! ♪ Hey what makes the Koffee the tip of the top ♪ ♪ Ooh a me say Koffee I'ma drip I'ma drop ♪ - Oh! ♪ Aye aye ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm from J.A. a real G ♪ ♪ You see Pre can't beat me ♪ ♪ I kid kid Nick Cannon can't pin me no BB ♪ ♪ My might small between my tree deep on TV ♪ ♪ Go easy aye ♪ - All right! (crowd cheers) (bell dings) Okay, okay! ♪ Hey Nick Cannon ♪ ♪ Nick Nick Nick ♪ ♪ Me say ♪ ♪ Me not know what you say ♪ ♪ Me not know what you say ♪ ♪ Me not not not not know what you say ♪ ♪ Me say oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon nipple do show ♪ ♪ I say oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Conceded him no more grow ♪ (crowd laughs) ♪ I say oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ DC him look real slow ♪ (crowd laughs) ♪ I say oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ Okay ♪ (crowd laughs) ♪ Come here don't do that ♪ ♪ You lied and y'all knew that ♪ ♪ Listen Fay Fay Fay Fay ♪ ♪ This not your hair he he ♪ ♪ Ah you thought you'd get me but it not go down ♪ ♪ That girl teach me how to pull the less front down ♪ (crowd laughs) (bell dings) (crowd laughs) - All right, I'll cut it for you.
All right, DJ D-Wrek. - Yo. - Cut the beat. - We like this beat. (air horn blows) - Man, I know this is Wild Style, but I aint with the jokes, all wanna play with things. Hey, yo, Nick, I'm really loving this Jamaican scene 'cause I got two lasers, red and green. It's gon' blend right in with this Jamaican theme. (bell dings) I take his wife. All you hear is a Jamaican scream. Then I take his dad. If Nick trip, he gon' get X-ed out like the Jamaican flag. (crowd boos) (bell dings) You look like a teen-aged boy that drive Jamaican cabs. (crowd cheers) (bell dings) I say wait a minute. They gon' see this shotty. Nick got on a see-through shirt. With an automatic, gonna leave 'em with a see-through body.
(crowd cheers) (bell dings) - Man, we was having fun. Then you had to do all that rough stuff. - Come murder everybody. - He did, but he still need to stop it, up here dressed like a Bop It. (crowd laughs) - Pull it, pull it! (bell dings) - Spin it! Bop It (screams)! - Hold up, hold, E-Man. You up here doing all that boom, pow, pshoo. Nick, who does that? I thought this was a Jamaican theme. You up here built like a Rug Rat. (crowd laughs) (bell dings) - Well, DC, we know you got girls, but they only the slutty kind. That's why I never hit you with dirty wine. You know Justina V, I am no liar. You out here burning (beep) so they screamin' mo' fire. - Whoa. - Mo' fire. (bell dings) - Mo' fire? - Mo fire.
- Okay, all right, please don't do this. Uh-uh, don't hurt me. The red on your pants, that stands for herpes. Here we go. You don't wanna do this, uh-uh, stop. The black on your pants mean your coochie got bumps. Here we go. (crowd laughs) Uh-oh. (bell dings) You better stop. She already got on yellow. You know what that mean. Everybody can come in. - Hello! (crowd laughs) (bell dings) (air horn blows) (crowd cheers) - DJ D-Wrek, man, make some sense outta this. - Gotta give that to the Black Squad. Make some noise for the Black Squad. (crowd cheers) - Koffee, you the Comedy Championship Belt. What you wanna say to the people at home? - Give thanks. - Give thanks..
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