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welcome back today we're looking at the world of high fashion whoa how good is the peplum on this hat lamp if you don't know what peplum is bloody educate yourself Oh Dan she goes that was predictable lamps are meant to be stationery and clothes are meant to allow for movement so it's no wonder this design is a sandwich what a depressing lamp look at this bloke he knows that when it comes time to pump it down the runway you need to pump it hard look at the saunter the swag when you're this confident the clothes just work people won't ask you dumb questions like why do you have so many tees and what's the ETA on shaving your inner thighs next up power dressing Reds are real power color feel your oats strut your stuff but don't overcook it all she overcooked it hey I like that sarong it looks bloody comfy ten out of ten I would free ball in that at a barley Villa don't be confused the cat licking its is the catwalk coach for this fashion show oi Karen that's not what I taught you watch me everyone heel-toe heel-toe head up constant date work it yes Yas Queen engage crowd and turn what are you doing you are it up that was a horrible turn take that weak home I'm bored I'm so bored by you I'm scratching my neck sorry everyone are their marbles on the runway here this is like watching a baby giraffe learning to walk here comes the drop Oh someone is helping her that's rare when a model up usually everyone ignores them and wants them dead that may still happen but at least one wanker cares what a fair dinkum real human bean you can always tell the person that hasn't shown up for rehearsals because they fall through the stage yeah these models are professional they're not helping her she's gonna get killed as Coco Chanel's famous saying goes as you leave the house take one thing off then steal a bunch of roof thatching and wear it as a hat that's a verbatim quote I'm pretty sure this design is inspired by the primitive technology YouTube channel why buy a house when you can wear one on your head nothing says chic like a bowling ball in a bag and nothing says wizard like a bald cap and Apache beard I reckon the ancient bowling wizard look will eventually catch on give it time high fashion is always ahead of the times yeah me this is what we're going to look like in the year 3000 I'm excited we're gonna be pale and malnourished but the parties will be fun oh yes I love a good ready-to-wear collection this would be fantastic in summer shotgun not being the human head plug this one is confronting it's like to over growing leeches mating violently with a ginger man trapped between them the world will never be ready for this one it's far too impractical this Sheila is going yeah na na Nana na na na na this is more like it it looks cumbersome initially wait for it though one quick adjustment turns a party balloon into a ripper summer dress yes Quechua fashion yes he's heading to the pub to have a drink with these ancient bowling wizard friends and everyone in the industry that's been fired for making one mistake
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